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Apple Watch: The Musical ♫ | Song A Day #2078
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2014Sep 10
Donating = Loving:   / jonathanmann   Download this song: https://jonathanmann.bandcamp.com/tra... Hire me: http://songsincorporated.com Dickbutt photo at end by: @afwaller Need a song? Email me: jonathan@jonathanmann.net buy music: http://archive.hellomann.com follow:   / songadaymann   like:   / songadaymann   look:   / jonathanmann   TUMMMMMBLR:   / jonathanmann   call: (510) 402-6081 http://jonathanmann.net As we all sat waiting for the big show to begin We saw shots of the crowd and heard two songs playin' Then there was a bunch of live stream trouble It was cutting in and out We saw some bars and tone from the TV truck And all of Twitter began to shout But then on comes Phil Schiller Almost lost my paitence Bigger iPhones, so much bigger But there's a Chinese translation In the background IN THE BACKGROUND Anyway These phones are packed with pixels So many pixels Over a million pixels This guy's got a really warm neck You can use this phone one handed Something called Focus Pixels And you can make calls over wifi Phil says we all need to run more stairs And he's an expert in butterflies Everyone knows that it's so hard To remove your credit cards From your wallet, it really hurts Eddie Cues got you covered with his pink shirt With the secure element The secure element And then we heard the three words The wondrous magically words It was weird to hear them from Tim Cook's mouth All my higher brain functions are dropping away Images flash and Jony Ive narrates I am pavlov's dog coming on command Tim Cook raises up his hands It's the Apple watch and I can't help my self I want one so bad I'm about to pass out What's the interface, how you get around Oh yeah simple it's a digital crown It's the digital crown Linear Acuator Taptic Engine Horological experts Track the solar system is Kevin Lynch gonna sing Love Shack or wild thing? We all glampsed Jeff And his heartbeat Penises Everyone will Draw Penises On the Apple Watch

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