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Seinfeld - Preemptive breakup

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From the Seinfeld episode "The Pez Dispenser". Season 3, episode 14. This uses syndicated 720p as a source. -------------------------------------------- JERRY: She broke up with you? GEORGE: No, but I can tell she's going to. I can sense it. We had this terrible phone conversation. I was so nervous before I called I made up this whole list of things to talk about. JERRY: What was on the list? GEORGE: Let's see, How I'm very good at going in reverse in my car, why isn't Postum a more popular drink, JERRY: Yeah, Postum is under-ratted, GEORGE: Anyway there was all this tension. I asked her if she wanted to go out to dinner and she said "no, maybe we could get together for lunch." You know what that means. JERRY: What's wrong with lunch? GEORGE: Lunch is fine at the beginning then you move on to dinner. you don't move back to lunch. It's like being demoted. I'll never do another crossword puzzle with her again. I know it. KRAMER: I like the Jumb …...more
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From the Seinfeld episode "The Pez Dispenser". Season 3, episode 14. This uses syndicated 720p as a source. -------------------------------------------- JERRY: She broke up with you? GEORGE: No, but I can tell she's going to. I can sense it. We had this terrible phone conversation. I was so nervous before I called I made up this whole list of things to talk about. JERRY: What was on the list? GEORGE: Let's see, How I'm very good at going in reverse in my car, why isn't Postum a more popular drink, JERRY: Yeah, Postum is under-ratted, GEORGE: Anyway there was all this tension. I asked her if she wanted to go out to dinner and she said "no, maybe we could get together for lunch." You know what that means. JERRY: What's wrong with lunch? GEORGE: Lunch is fine at the beginning then you move on to dinner. you don't move back to lunch. It's like being demoted. I'll never do another crossword puzzle with her again. I know it. KRAMER: I like the Jumble You ever do the Jumble? GEORGE: I have no power Do you understand? I need hand. I have no hand. KRAMER: Break up with her GEORGE: What? KRAMER: You break up with her. You reverse everything that way. JERRY: A preemptive breakup. GEORGE: A preemptive breakup. This is an incredible idea. I got nothing to lose. We either break up which she would do anyway but at least I go out with some Dignity. Completely turn the tables. It's absolutely brilliant. [MONKS] GEORGE: So, I am have to going to break up with you. NOEL: You're breaking up with me? GEORGE: I, ... am breaking up with, ... you. NOEL: Wow. GEORGE: Shocked? NOEL: I really am. GEORGE: Never expected this did you? NOEL: I thought everything was fine. GEORGE: Well, live and learn. NOEL: I don't understand. You're breaking up with me. Didn't we have fun doing the crossword puzzles? GEORGE: Kind of. NOEL: I'm very confused. GEORGE: Well, I didn't mean to hurt you kid. NOEL: I thought,... GEORGE: Now, stop it ... NOEL: What do you want, I can make you happy. GEORGE: When you're playing the piano do you think about me? NOEL: I don't know. GEORGE: This is what I'm talking about. NOEL: OK, I'll think about you. GEORGE: All the time. NOEL: All the time? ... OK, All the time. GEORGE: I can't hear you. NOEL: All the time. ALL THE TIME. GEORGE: See, It's not so hard.

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