We Live in a Simulation. The evidence is everywhere. All you have to do is look.
Official Hecklefish Talking Plushie
$35.00
The Why Files
He's bacccckkkkkkkk!!! Voicebox with ten of his favorite sayings and a removable tinfoil hat - this IS the best item for any Why Files Fan! THANKS for loving him as much as the whole team here loves this chatty guy!
Lizzid Peeple Mug! 20oz
$20.00
The Why Files
Hecklefish believes. We know they are out there somewhere. Stay Hydrated, Stay Alert! Our premium 20 oz mug isn't just any ordinary vessel - it's your daily defense against dehydration AND disinformation. Made with special non-reflective coating (because we all know who's watching through shiny surfaces ), this mug keeps your beverages at the perfect temperature while you stay vigilant. Perfect for your morning coffee or midday "truth serum" tea! Secret bonus: The ergonomic handle is specifically designed for human hands (sorry, shape-shifters!). Get yours now for just $20.00. - that's a small price to pay for staying refreshed AND informed! Text wraps all the way around the mug! Warning: May cause increased awareness of suspicious blinking patterns in news anchors .: One size: 20oz (0.6l).: Material: durable white ceramic.: C-shaped easy-grip handle.: Glossy finish
TWF Logo Insulated Tumbler 20 oz
Limited stock
The Why Files
Perfect for endless hours of researching rabbit holes - stay hydrated with our premium 20 oz insulated tumbler! Features double-walled stainless steel construction, a secure push lid, cleaning tool, and metal straw. The powder-coated surface is elegantly laser-etched with the WF logo."
#TeamBeaver Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt 4XL / Black
$22.00
The Why Files
Show your team support!! Human, Goldfish, Camel or Beaver - we got you covered! .: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)).: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
The WHY Files Everything Shirt - Unisex Softsylte L / Maroon
$20.00
The Why Files
Celebrate ALL things Why Files in this super comfy unisex shirt - perfect for watching all those complilations!Product features- Without side seams for a smooth look and reduced waste.- Elastic ribbed collar retains shape and comfort.- Shoulder tape prevents stretching and enhances durability.- Made from ethically sourced 100% ring-spun cotton.- Complies with safety standards for a worry-free wear.Care instructions- Do not dryclean- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)- Do not bleach- Tumble dry: low heat- Iron, steam or dry: low heat XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Hecklefish MugShot Mug!! 20oz
$20.00
The Why Files
WANTED: For Spreading the TRUTH! Introducing our exclusive 20 oz mug featuring everyone's favorite deep-state-investigating fish, Hecklefish Moriarty, in his most notorious moment. Captured in this classic mugshot pose, our scaly truth-seeker reminds us that something's definitely fishy in the government! Hecklefish stands defiant, complete with height markers behind him. The charges? Excessive Investigation of Underwater Pyramids and First-Degree Truth Bombing. Grab one for only $20.00 - a small price to pay for keeping Hecklefish's mission alive! Perfect for your morning coffee or late-night research sessions. Warning: May cause spontaneous theories about what REALLY happens in the Mariana Trench.