Well, here we are once again, overconsumption masquerading as self-care. Is this the one? The purchase that will fill that void of misguided entitlement? There’s only one way to find out, right? Crafted from 100% combed ring-spun cotton. Available in unisex sizing, so whether you’re rotting away in your childhood bedroom or suffocating in a fursuit, trying to reach “euphoria" this is that shirt. Trust us. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs • Pre-shrunk jersey knit • Seamless double-needle ⅞'' (2.2 cm) collar • Double-needle bottom hem • Taped neck and shoulders • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

Elevate your style with our 'In Too Deep" Gradient T-Shirt. Similar to you, it’s made from a soft, lightweight fabric with a classic fit. Showcasing the four BT anime-style characters, who, given the opportunity, you definitely would. Don't lie. So, unleash your inner otaku fashion or whatever with this comfortable and fashionable tee.

Crashout in style with the "If Only" logo T-shirt by Battle Tapes—the official uniform of your latest existential crisis. Crafted from heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton to withstand your repeated sliding down a wall while crying episodes. Unnecessarily vibrant—like your delusions. Slip it on, sob uncontrollably, and remind everyone that rock bottom can, in fact, be an identity.

Texture - CD in Limited Vintage 5" Floppy Disk packaging

Includes: Polygon LP - CD in Limited Vintage 5" Floppy Disk packaging 1. Belgrade 2. Valkyrie 3. Solid Gold (Feat. Party Nails) 4. Private Dancer 5. Graveyard Shift 6. Dreamboat 7. Feel the Same 8. Mulholland 9. Valley People 10. Again

Designed in the ‘Remove Before Flight’ style—because you’re definitely going places. This bold and durable keychain can be clipped onto your bag, jacket, or any other object you use to convince yourself that you’re not the coward the world keeps proving you are. Whether you’re ‘off on another adventure’ to the fridge or hopping online to make disparaging remarks to strangers about things you lack the fundamental intelligence to understand, this keychain will ensure that everyone knows BIG MAN COMING THROUGH! Because even your keys are a prop in your pathetic little narrative.