Enjoy this CENSORED crewneck shirt, featuring original artwork by the illustrious Kris "NO BAD WORDS HERE" Wilson. Just in time for you to be the most original at your FAMILY FRIENDLY vampire-themed social gathering of choice. Please pay special attention to the below size chart when ordering! Our shirts are printed on demand especially for you, so we unfortunately cannot accomodate size exchanges. XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. .: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton.: Classic Fit.: Tear-away label.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton

Dive into the wild, unpredictable world of Texas Hold It! This high-stakes card game invites you to embrace your inner cowboy as you navigate the most notorious restroom in the West. Can you outsmart your fellow players and dodge those mean cowboys with less-than-stellar aim? Set up secret cowboy urinals, some safe & some dangerous. Peek, lie, or swap their positions to sabotage your friends. When you're ready, choose your urinal, or hold it until the next round. There aren't enough spots for everybody, so don't wait too long! Flip the cowboy cards and reveal who your neighbors are. Dodge danger three times to win, but get wet three times and you're out!

There's never too much coffee! COFFEE! COFFEE!!!!!Enjoy this big size (15oz) white, durable ceramic mug. High quality sublimation printing makes it an appreciated gift to every true coffee coffee coffee or tea lover, who always asks for a refill. .: Material: 100% white ceramic.: 15oz (0.44 l).: Rounded corners.: C-handle.: Lead and BPA-free

This tumbler is an excellent choice for daily use to keep 20oz of your favorite beverages (COFFEE???) hot or cold thanks to the double-wall insulation.Meanwhile, the stainless steel construction provides excellent durability and it's dishwasher safe for added convenience. Trust us, we tried it out. .: Materials: stainless steel (body), plastic and rubber (lid).: One size: 20oz (0.59 l).: Rounded corners.: Vacuum insulated steel body with a clear push on lid with a rubber gasket (no lid cap).: Glossy finish

A game where you make your own terrible comics with friends!

In Master Dater, the newest card game from Cyanide & Happiness, players vie for each others' attention and affection by creating perfect, horrible dates pandering to very specific dating interests. Combine a head and a body into a perfect match, and argue your way into the heart of the sexy single. Defeat your rivals, win at love! Game Features 300 weird interest cards, to let you know a little bit about the sexy single at the start of each round. 230 head and body cards, so you can create the perfect date. High quality glossy cards that will repel all the beer you spit on them while playing. Guaranteed awkwardness if you play with your parents. Get Master Dater bundled with the Uncut Expansion at a discount! Click here!